Duck Legends Game by Isaac

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Character Development*

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“A game where you have absolutely no choice in the matter.” 

Table One (1 d20) — Class
1) Warrior
2) Barbarian
3) Belly button lint inspector
4) Druid
5) Wizard
6-9) Man in bathrobe
10) Bill Gates
11) Healer
12-19) Servant
20) Hermes


Table 2 (1 d20) — Species
1) Duck
2) Elf
3) Used tissue
4-5) Dwarf
6) Ga-nome
7) Dentist
8-10) Bartender
11-15) Human
16) Orc
17) Dragon
18) Dodo Bird
19) Marsh-wiggle
20) Nerd


Table 3 (1 d6) — Age
1) Baby (1-3)
2) Child (4-12)
3) Teen (13-18)
4) Adult (19-50)
5) Old (51-120)
6) Corpse (dead-∞ )

Table 4 (2 d20 – first half  |  last half) — First Name
1) Ga-  |  min
2) Nor  |  way
3) Thwwe  |  jim
4) Oaf  |  ius
5) Dim  |  wit
6) Brown  |  barrel
7) Stout  |  mushroom
8) Mush  |  duck
9) W-w-  |  stomach
10) OoowwEEa  |  bosh
11) Slip  |  er
12) Ploomp  |  spear
13) 😦  |  🙂
14-19) Darr  |  in
20) Ω  (Omega)  |  π (pi)


Table 5 (1 d20) — Last Name
1) McDucker
2) Morningbreath
3-4) Dragonfire
5-6) Bleater
7-8) Weakling
9-10) Bedhead
11-12) Lonnnnnnnnnngnose
13-14) Purplear
15-16) Bumjuice
17-18) Cavitymouth
19-20) Sunburn


Table 6 (3 d20) — Items
1) Bowel discomfort pills
2) Bowel discomfort
3) Rubber sword
4) Wool sweater
5) Portable duck
6) Nose pick
7) Freeze-dried kitten munchies
8) Lice
9) Hand sanitizer
10) A hernia
11) Chocolate-covered nails
12) A really light rock
13) Ariel’s voice
14) Static electricity
15) Duckscalibur
16) Sandwich
17) Tube worms
18) Chunky milk
19) Giminems
20) Nose wings


Table 7 (1 d6) — Clothes
1) Duck suit
2) Loincloth
3) Tuxedo
4) Towel
5) Tie dye
6) Bushes


Table 8 (2 d20) — Weapons
1) Sword
2) Fish
3) Cobweb 
4) Melon husk
5) Flail
6) Bean bag
7) Dung
8) American eagle
9) Leaky acid vial
10) Gel pen
11) Stick-on teeth plaque
12) Jogging shoes
13) Chosen camporee pin
14) Tattoo gun
15) Heated toilet seat
16) Sword hilt
17) String cheese
18) Smokin’ Bear’s cigar
19) Zeus’ boxers 
20) Barbie doll


Table 9 (3 d6) — Wizard Spells
1) Lightning bolt
2) Conjure ducks
3) Teleport
4) Mayonnaise
5) Fireball
6) Belt loosen


Table 10 (3 d6) — Druid Spells
1) Shape change
2) Falafel
3) Summon creature
4) Gummy bear attack
5) Claws
6) Green noodles

*If you would like to build your character, but lack appropriate dice, you can Google “dice roller.”

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